I was at work today when my friend Andrew stopped by on his way to work. As we stood in one of the aisles having a long overdue chat a customer walked up to ask a question. The conversation went like this:
Me: What can I help you with today?
Guy: I was looking at this book & I decided I didn't want it but I forgot where I picked it up & I don't want to put it back in the wrong place but I can't remember where I got it.
Me: No problem. I can take care of it.
Guy: Oh, OK. I don't know why I can't... I used to have a pornographic memory... (walks off)
Me & Andrew: WHAT?!?
3 comments:
Ha! He probably does have pornographic memory, so he can't remember anything else.
This customer sounds like a winner! Curiosity...what book was he looking at?
They say men think about sex every 3 seconds - but thats just crazy! Too funny. Lucky Max wasn't around to ask the dreaded "what is a porno?"
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